We dated the Zeros… so you don’t have to.


CLAUDIA MAITTLEN-HARRIS is a stand-up comedian and writer.  She is a regular contributor to The Huffington Post, The Frisky and numerous online publications. Some of her articles on dating and relationships have sparked heated debate on The Today Show with Kathie Lee and Hoda and Good Afternoon America. (Katie Lee was on her side but Lara Spencer was not!) As a comedian, her sketches have been seen on MTV and CMT, and she’s performed at The Groundlings and UCB. Claudia  has performed stand-up at The World Famous Comedy Store, The Laugh Factory, The Improv, New York City’s Gotham Comedy Club, in clubs across the country, and has been showcased at the New York Comedy Underground Festival and The Edinburgh Fringe Festival. She currently hosts and produces the comedy pop culture podcast That’s Debatable! Claudia is used to having people laughing at her.
Megan Gray
MEGAN GRAY is a producer and actress living in Los Angeles. The highlight of her acting career came early, when she was killed after one word on Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. She was later brought back on the show, only to be killed again: A feat that could award her minor celebrity status at comic-con conventions for the rest of time, should she choose to exploit it. One might think that she would have learned everything she needed to know about love, loss and angst by spending a season with Pacey, Joey and Dawson (of the eponymous creek), but that is not the case. She had to learn the hard way.