Best Movies That Allow Women to Perv on Men2comments
1. Point Break
My favorite scene was after Johnny and Bodie fight off the Red Hot Chili Peppers on the beach and walk discussing, um, I don’t remember. I just remember Patrick Swayze and Keanu looking hot.
3. Thelma and Louise
I discovered the hotness of Brad Pitt at a slumber party and rewound the scene of Brad Pitt shirtless teaching Geena Davis how to rob a liquor store over and over and over. He’s been hot many more times (like all of Fight Club), but this was the moment of discovery.
A super cut Christian Bale fighting a super-cut Matthew McConaughey over their tactics for fighting dragons? Sounds stupid? It is, except for that first part I mentioned. And even though it’s set in some futuristic England, I was disappointed they couldn’t fight with their shirts off more.
5. Summer Olympics 2004 – US Swim Team (well, most of the swim teams)
Megan and I weren’t proud of our perving on swimmers, but it happened. Kind of a lot. We actually like to watch all the swim events, but their amazing bodies don’t hurt. And f**k the 2008 Olympics for creating those half wetsuit/body suits that don’t allow for proper indescent luring at young men.
6. Amityville Horror
I thought Ryan Reynolds was some goofy dude until I saw this movie in the theater. And just because a man gets possessed by his devil house and tries to kill his family doesn’t mean he isn’t really hot when his possession makes him take his shirt off. A lot.
7. The Notebook
Wet Ryan Gosling. Need I say more? (although shirtless in Crazy Stupid Love gets a shout out too)
8. Out of Sight
George Clooney seducing Jennifer Lopez – I think I prefer him pulling her into the bathtub, but when they slowly undress while intercutting with the conversation… hot. Very hot. Basically if this movie is ever on tv, I watch to this scene and that’s it. I think I’m revealing that I have no shame.
9. Any Jason Statham movie
Because who’s watching them for the plot? Seriously this man has two talents: a cheeky attitude and the way he looks. I’ve also found ways to weave Jason Statham into my blog since he randomly receives a ton of hits.