Hello readers! As another season in the never-ending The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise is about to end, I thought I’d compile some of the highlights of covering the past 10 seasons. (I’m a little late to the game. There have actually been 19 seasons of The Bachelor and 11 seasons of The Bachelorette. Yes, 40 seasons. 40.) […]
The first rule of text messaging is: there is no text messaging.
The second rule of text messaging is: there is no text messaging.
The third rule of text messaging is: when someone stops replying, starts evading conversations, the messaging is over.
The fourth rule of text messaging is: no more than one thread of conversation at a time.
We chat about Tinder and he makes a good point- that the app is just a game. How many matches can you make, how many points can you score. It has nothing to do with love. Why do you think when you make a match it says,
Send Message Or Keep Playing.
Keep Playing. Good point. It’s all right there in those two words. It’s a good playing field for me because I don’t want a boyfriend, I just like to kick the ball around from time to time. But for others… Maybe this isn’t right.
I change my tagline.
“Toronto girl in Vegas for the week. I like craps. (The game.)”
If you think people have a lot of drinks in their profile pictures in your city, you should see it here. How do dudes even stay sober-ish long enough to still get it up? I make some matches, of which I have a few faves. First fave: the dude who looks like Seth Meyers. (Obvi. How would you NOT swipe right to that?) The second runner up is a dude who looks like a dude, who I really liked.
Before I actually take this guy home basically because he watches The Bachelor, I decide to test him to make sure it’s not just a line. A really, really effective line.
“Soooooo, if you really watch The Bachelor, what’s the Bachelor’s nick name?”
“His name is Chris. Same as the host.”
K, that’s not the answer I was looking for. I was obviously looking for “Prince Farming,” but his answer is still totally acceptable, plus adding in the hosts name proves he’s probably seen more than one season.
“Sorry. I just have to message my roommate and make sure he’s taping The Bachelor.”
WHAT? HE WATCHES THE BACHELOR? WHY AM I SOOOOOO EXCITED RIGHT NOW?
It’s still early. He’s a really awesome guy. And while I don’t usually invite Tinders over to my place, it’s still early. We could actually watch it together. And that way I could bust him if this is just a line he uses with the ladies. (Which clearly works.)
“Well, I really want to watch The Bachelor too. We could always go to my place and watch it…”