I’m excited about Amy Schumer’s upcoming movie. She stars in and wrote this comedy with Judd Apatow directing. I’m thrilled that there can be a female equivalent to the Seth Rogan, James Franco, Jason Segal, Jonah Hill team of guys who seem to get anything they write made. No shade to those guys, I just think there just as many funny, smart, talented women whose skills are equal to the guys and deserve the big screen.
While women may be more attracted to men with larger penises (particularly if they’re also tall and fit) that interest starts to taper off when a penis measures larger than 7.6 centimeters in its flaccid state. But other studies cited in the video found that gay men do show marked preferences for larger penises.”
Then, over a powerful bond of hating showers, he pulls me over and kisses me. I know this sounds like a cornball line, but my heart is actually racing. I wonder if Rob Ford’s heart beats this hard when he does crack? And as we make out, you KNOW my hands are going straight for the soft hair. I like this guy. I’m getting terrified of the sex at this point… What if it ruins it?
For a dude with a day job, he seems to have his “Yes, and…” improv skills down. I haven’t told him about the blog. I’m still Jenny from the block. I get to the bar first. The bartender recognizes me, and we reacquaint ourselves. I get so nervous waiting for my date. He tells me he’ll still be in his work clothes. I tell him I’m wearing the only collared shirt I own.
A vacation for a single girl is just not the same unless you have a little fling. If I was a rapper, I could have a song called “I’ve Got Beaus in Different Area Codes.”It’s Monday night in London as guess who’s going on a SECOND date? I obviously have to hit up Boots (the drug store, not the foot wear) and get rid of some body hair. When your travels don’t involve beaches or pools, it’s really easy to let yourself go.
Sex or no sex the night before a big game? France (you can have sex but not all night), Brazil (you can have sex, but not “acrobatic” sex), Costa Rica (can’t have sex until the second round) and Nigeria (can sleep with wives but not girlfriends).”