Shag, Marry, Kill2comments
Shag, Marry, or Kill: This game never gets old, but the challenge is coming up with the three choices. For those of you that don’t know this game – when given a choice of three names you MUST say who you would choose to Marry, Shag (well, it’s Fuck really, but we’ll be nice) or Kill. Obviously the harder the choices (and by hard, I mean disgusting, personally offensive, weird, bizarre or otherwise not on your list of shag-able famous people), the better.
Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d start. I’ll list three choices and then give my answer and reason why.
Shag. Marry. Kill.
Nick Nolte Mel Gibson Gary Busey
(And it’s for the 2012 version of these guys. You don’t get to convince yourself you’re with Lethal Weapon Mel or Buddy Holly Gary)
My answer has to be:
Marry Nick Nolte – I’m just hoping his recent Academy Award nomination means he’ll be working a lot and away on location.
Shag Mel Gibson – I wouldn’t like it. In fact, I’d probably have to gag him for all the hateful-expletives he’d yell at me. I also think you’d need some sort of protection, the way strippers always have security detail because I don’t trust Mel not to maybe want to bury my body in the backyard.
Kill Gary Busey. Yeah, nothing can save this guy. I met him once, and if you think those crazy eyes are creepy in a photo, you have no idea how scary they are in real life. This guy gives every woman in a 10 mile radius the heebie jeebies.
Okay, tell us your answers. And tell us your Marry. Shag. Kill. future suggestions. I never tire of this game.