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Who’s-who or who-cares?


Have you heard? Kim Kardashian got married over the weekend! The bride wore not only one very expensive Vera Wang gown, but three, and her bouquet was composed of … zzzzzzz.

Seriously, it is impossible to overstress how little I care about this woman’s wedding, and how completely baffled I am that so many media outlets seem to think that I do.

No matter how many magazines and websites try to convince us that this wedding is the ‘who’s who’ event of epic proportions , I think we’re all fairly certain it is much more of a ‘who cares’ sort of thing. They want us all to believe that this event is Royal Wedding 2, Electric Boogaloo. Nope. Not even close. Granted, I didn’t even care about the actual royal wedding, but I totally get why many people did. I also understand that E! wants to pimp this thing for all it is worth since the Keeping Up With the Kardashian airs on their network, but come on… these two aren’t royalty. They’re not even Hollywood royalty. She’s on a reality show on a cable channel and he’s a basketball player who averages 10 points a game.

Just because you tell us something is important and/or exciting doesn’t make it so.  And so I ask you…

A Zeros Before the One Poll

Which of this year’s supposed ‘news’ sensations do you care about the least?

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2 Responses to “Who’s-who or who-cares?”

  1. Elisabeth Fitzgerald August 22, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Zzzzzz…..wake me up for the divorce proceedings. I’ve got money on it.

  2. Anna Keizer August 27, 2011 at 2:32 am

    Wow, that was a friggin’ hard poll to take. I had to sit for a minute to figure out which one I would choose; I couldn’t care less about any of them!

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